Shopping
Mmmm Bacon
by ngwoosh on Apr.12, 2011, under Shopping

You can smell like bacon for ONLY $36.
Check out the store here.
Man, I just need some bacon deodorant, shampoo, body wash, and you just know some women out there are looking for bacon scented douches. Hey, for $36 you could be a bacon scented douche too!
Halloween Code White
by ngwoosh on Mar.13, 2011, under Shopping

Halloween 2005 – I was working at Wal-Mart and one of the employees decided to have some fun. This is actually scanned in from the printed version, but I took the picture before it got removed for being offensive or something.
Code white was (is?) Wal-Mart’s code for an injury or something like that.
Source: Me. GTFO.
Lazy Wal-Mart Door Greeter
by ngwoosh on Jul.25, 2010, under Shopping
Somehow I think the Wal-Mart door greeters are getting lazier. Something about walking out with a bunch of crap in my basket and being asked “Did you pay?”, confirming yes, and never being asked for a receipt is lol.
DEED U PAY SIR? I dunno, was I supposed to? ._.
Sales that aren’t really sales
by ngwoosh on Jun.20, 2010, under Shopping
Have you ever gone to Wal-Mart and found that something is on clearance for just a few cents less than the original price? That amuses me. People will buy it because it’s “on sale” for full price. >.>
Kind of like this:

Image source: http://failblog.org/2010/06/20/epic-fail-photos-sale-fail-4



