Amusing to Me

Not that you wanted to know, but Monster Energy Java drinks make my pee smell like coffee. With that being said, recently I was in the urinal and the guy in the stall was talking about how good the coffee smelled. I didn’t have the heart to tell him why.

Today I had pork fried rice from a Thai restaurant. The amusing part? The “pork” was cut up hot dogs. Thanks for that.

Drive Thru Speaker (DSP): Welcome to McDonald’s. Would you like to try a Caramel Frappé?
Me: Just a moment please.
DSP: Are you ready?
Me: I’d like to order a 3 Piece #9 with a Mocha Frappé to drink.
DSP: We don’t have Frappés.
Me: You just offered me a Frappé when I pulled up.
DSP: I know. teehee
Me: You’re smart. *drives off*

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